Bachelorette Recap #2

Tragic Pasts:

Lets jump right into the first date with William…

- From the movie Clueless I quote Cher’s daddy. “What is that? It looks like underwear.” (referring to Ashley’s white dress)

- In Mormon culture (most cultures) if you bring up marriage on a first date.. there isn’t a second date.

- Will is freakin out

- Ashley just delivered the first, “I’m falling for {insert guy’s name}” of the season.

- Sad story about William's dad.

- Morale of the story Alcohol is no good.

- GROUP DATE!

- When did Ashley become a “dancer”? I think they made it up in order to make her seem more interesting.

- No denying she has a banging body.

- Ashley is a total munchkin compared to these guys.

- One on one time with West. Another sad story. This season is full of past tragedies.

- One on one time with the D bag… I mean Bentley.

- Poor Ash is making a total fool out of herself, practically begging Bentley to stay.

- He is such a sleaze.

- One on one date with Micky

- He is super gorgeous but he seems a little cocky…or maybe just boring.

- Poor Micky, another tragic story. I can relate to Micky which makes me like him a little bit more.

- Ahhh! Colbie Caillat. Love her! What a cool surprise. This date is much better than William’s one on one.

- Cocktail Party

- Williams is slipping to my dislike list. He isn’t funny and should probably reconsider his dreams of being a standup comedian.

- What’s Mask Guys name? Never mind, it doesn’t matter. I think I’ll always refer to him as Mask Guy.

- Oh goodness another sad back-story…we’re on number four I believe.

- Ahhhh there is no way that was not planned…I’m seriously laughing out loud. Who is that guy that just interrupted Mask Guy’s big reveal?

- And Bentley continues to surprise me with his douche baggedness (sorry for the crude language but seriously there are no other words for this guy)

- Rose Ceremony

- Bye bye Constantine, I mean Ben...no wait Stephen.

- Super sad baby face Ryan M. went home I thought he was a cutie.

Love list:

Ryan P has it all. He’s my favorite at the moment.

And West

Hate list:

Ames. He's lame just like his name. (bahaha that rhymed)

And the infamous DB Bentley