The Bachelorette Recap #5

Look at all those mobster limos. mmm classy.

Hey Ashley my dad has that shirt…. He wears pants with it though.

Ashley seems a little boring today…like she’s not her self.

This date with Ben is boring me.

“mental kiss”… awkward but kind of cute in an uncomfortable way.

I own that same belt… I won’t wear it with a onesie.

Their dinner setup is amazing.

Dinner talk made up for the date. Ashley seems to legitimately like Ben.

GROUP DATE

JP is hot!

Ames with that pink getup could be a member of the Chippendales

I despise fighting. I blame my four older brothers.

Micky is hot but he scares me… he’s a little intimidating.

Jp is tiny in comparison to Micky.

Go Jp go go

I’m a fan of Ames attitude.

This is painful to watch. Ames and Ryan are both goobers but I’m rooting for Ames.

I kind of feel bad she didn’t ride in the ambulance with him.

Ames is back, greeted with some brotherly love.

“They told me I was in love and that I have a mild concussion” nice Ames that was cute. As much as I don’t want to like the cartoon that is Ames I kind of do.

Who has two thumbs and is an idiot? That guy (william)!

Lucas’ golf lesson was cute.

Why are they talking about Bentley?

That was nice to give the rose to Blake. He needed the boost in confidence.

Baaaaah Bentley Bentley Bentley.

TWO ON ONE DATE

William better go home. At the same time I ‘m really not impressed with Ben C. either.

William can be everything…. especially fake.

I cannot believe she’s sending Ben home… she didn’t even get to hear his side.

I find that ridiculous.

That whole thing seems fishy…. Kind of like an Ali dismissal.

Maybe they want Ben C. to be the next Bachelor.

Send the man-child home!

Who has two thumbs and is a loser? THAT GUY!

Ryan P. is very attractive… too bad he’s a goober.

I don’t think Ashley is into him.

Will they just show her what a db Bentley is so she can move on.

Who’s going home tonight? I have no clue.

I think Constantine should go home. He looks too much like Ben and its throwing me off.

Wow he gets the first rose… I’m bad at this game.

In the end it was the trainer and I’m not too sad about it.

COMING UP

Looks intense ya’ll.