Every time Chris Harrison says, "Tonight on the Bachelorette." I get annoyed. DONT spoil whats coming up.
"__________" is the perfect place to fall inlove. How many different times has that been said?
(insert magical place)
If she's inlove how can she not know who she's going to pick in the end?
I'm nervous, are you nervous? I'm nervous for JP.
They are all dying of heat. Producers please get them all inside AND next to some AC.
Her sister scares me.

Is Ashley tipsy?
Ashleys family seems more like Beer drinkers, not champagne drinkers. But what do I know?
Uh oh.. the sister doesn't love JP.
Ashley and I cry the same way. I can't talk when I cry either.
Wise words Mama. Its too soon to judge him so harshly.
Her brother needs some SPF 100 and some AC.
I hate her (the sister). I think she had plans to act this way from the beginning. She just wants some dramatic camera time.

What is JP supposed to say to her?
I hate that he has to defend himself.
She needs to help Ashley make this decision? Um no you don't, you crazy sister.
Ashley's sister is a total hoe.
FIGHT BACK JP.
Poor JP.
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What is Ashley wearing?
Ben is funny.
I'm trying to think the dog voices thing is cute bit its just annoying.
Ashley's sister: "Lets play 20 questions Ben."
She touched JP's butt too when they said goodbye.
I feel like she's cheating on JP.
The difference between Ben and JP:
JP and Ashley have a very passionate relationship
Ben and Ashley have very playful relationship.
So which one do you pick?
I like Ben's shorts
I feel awkward. Is this moment awkward?

Ben, "I love you Ashley."
I can't say it back so lets seal it with a kiss.
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Aw I'm so torn, I really like JP and I really like Ben.
That swim suit totally gives Ashley boobs.
Aw that was cute JP.
————————————————Decision Making Time———————
Ben's ring choice is perfAct.
I don't like JP's as much.
Well Ben is confident.
Who's going to step out first?!?!
oh Ben, I feel bad for him.
This is hard to watch!
She was about to breakup but he still got down on one knee.
I hate that awful feeling when you know you've hurt someone. I feel for Ashley.
but YAY for JP!

Aw the dating montage.
That music is way too much.
I love them together. Good choice Ashely!
I still feel bad for Benny though. I hope he's the next Bachelor.
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Welp that's all folks.
This is the first season that I've actually felt bad and torn between the last two.
but I'm really happy she chose JP.
I was so bummed! I loved lil Benny! I agree with you tho, he should be the next bachelor!! :) Please do this again? I loved reading it and seeing what everyone else thinks.
ReplyDeletei was on the edge of my seat this entire episode. hated the sister. so happy it was JP... like really, i've been thinking about it all day. i might watch all 3 hours again tomorrow.
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