February 04, 2011

Why I'm Single

Story time:

Today I was shopping at the grocery store, looking at the LeanCuisine pizza’s trying to decide between the Bbq Chicken and the Plain Cheese when I hear from behind me,

“Oh you should get that one, it’s my favorite.”

I turn around to see a guy who slightly resembled Chris Rock. Now in my head I’m thinking, “there is no way this guy eats LeanCuisine meals.”

Not because he was fat mind you, I just couldn't imagine a 6 foot 2 black guy eating a LeanCuisine meal.

So I reply

“Really?”

and he says, “No I just wanted to talk to you, you’re gorgeous.”

At this point I’m a little speechless.

He goes on to ask me my name and he tells me I’m gorgeous again. He then asks if I have a boyfriend or husband….

To which I reply, “yes.”

…. And that is why I will forever be single.

the end.

4 comments:

  1. You are gourgeous, and "that's the truth". And...your cautious with over flirtatious guys at the grocery store. Too bad you can't ask, "Can I see your Temple Recommend please." Kind of like a cop asking for your license.

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  2. hahaha... that is pure greatness. i would do the same thing.

    good job on loosing so much weight!

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  3. HAHAHAHA oh my gosh, this made me laugh SO hard!! I could just picture the whole scene in my head. You little heart breaker you :)
    -Sarah

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  4. hahahahahaha this is amazing. i love the way you tell it. so, so great. :)

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