Story time:
“Oh you should get that one, it’s my favorite.”
I turn around to see a guy who slightly resembled Chris Rock. Now in my head I’m thinking, “there is no way this guy eats LeanCuisine meals.”
Not because he was fat mind you, I just couldn't imagine a 6 foot 2 black guy eating a LeanCuisine meal.
So I reply
“Really?”
and he says, “No I just wanted to talk to you, you’re gorgeous.”
At this point I’m a little speechless.
He goes on to ask me my name and he tells me I’m gorgeous again. He then asks if I have a boyfriend or husband….
To which I reply, “yes.”
…. And that is why I will forever be single.
the end.
You are gourgeous, and "that's the truth". And...your cautious with over flirtatious guys at the grocery store. Too bad you can't ask, "Can I see your Temple Recommend please." Kind of like a cop asking for your license.
ReplyDeletehahaha... that is pure greatness. i would do the same thing.
ReplyDeletegood job on loosing so much weight!
HAHAHAHA oh my gosh, this made me laugh SO hard!! I could just picture the whole scene in my head. You little heart breaker you :)
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hahahahahaha this is amazing. i love the way you tell it. so, so great. :)
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